@itsjustme2, an interesting topic!
Firstly, I think not all paid links are bad. If you find a site where your target audience hangs out and you buy a link to send you relevant traffic (nofollow, ahem ahem) or if you pay for membership at your local Chamber of Commerce or various Associations and you happen to get a link on their website as a bonus, it's ok.
The problem with paid links is in the footprint they create. You know the famous Matt Cutts' video where he half-jokingly says that Google is looking at how much value is exchanged for a link and that buying someone a modest dinner should keep you within the Webmaster Guidelines while buying the chap an 18-course feast might get you in a pickle (no culinary pun intended).
Unless by a stroke of bad luck you happen to dine at the same restaurant where Matt is having his lunch, he's got no way of finding out that you've bought a blogger a $500 hamburger hoping he might link to you.
The problem is that if this blogger has allowed you to incentivise him in such manner, he probably has dozens of other similar "relationships"... read: dozens of other paid links.
Google certainly can detect linkspam. There's a patent called "Ranking based on reference context":
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There's also link velocity to look at, plus link churn, e.g. when unscrupulous SEOs try to replenish the anchor texts to keep them at a certain level as older paid links expire, plus many other factors.
If you can work out a routine that doesn't leave a footprint, you'll probably do very well, although I'd argue that in most niches you don't really need to pay for links (in the traditional sense of the term) to get high rankings.
I still see respectable (ha ha) agencies pestering bloggers for a chance to contribute "100% original blog posts at least 500 words in length" but it seems this blogger outreach thing is going out of fashion. People who want to buy links are trying to explore types of websites that they didn't consider previously.
And to pick up on your $10,000 viral video example, if someone had to spend 10K on a video and then spend more to get bloggers to link, then it has really defied its purpose. If the video got the right ingredients, it will provoke the need to share without the sharers feeling they've done you a favour.