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[edited by: LifeinAsia at 11:13 pm (utc) on June 15, 2009]

Y'know, Ron S. told me (in latin) to wear clean underwear, and he used a green font for the puris part, which is especially degrading.

So I thought I'd strike back with a TOS warning, in latin, of course, except I had no idea how to say TOS, or warning, or the rest of it. And so I searched G for an english-to-latin translator.

Know what I found? Top 3 listings?

@@$%**! MFA's!