I was wrong about aging - I thought it would take a lot longer.
I don't always go the extra mile; but when I do, it's because I missed my exit.
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.