Being an insider, I'll tell you what Google's plan is for the next 20 years.

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What do you think?

You beat me to it! I'm with ya! If you were to layout a map of the world and put push pins in each area where Google is active, I think you'll find some very interesting connections taking place. It started way over there and now it is slowly taking shape. Another year or so and The Gorg will have completed its first phase of assimilation. Don't worry though, if you didn't get assimilated this first time around, Googlebot will be back to get ya the second time around. You cannot hide anymore.

Google is everywhere. They are coming to get us. Hurry, noindex...

They are coming to get us. Hurry, noindex...

I don't follow...

;)

sounds reasonable. good thing I'm in europe where total domination requires quite a few forms to be filled out and bureaucracy will usually reject the first few claims. In a few years then, when the world is already googleslaved, we'll still be as unfree as we are now.

Google is everywhere. They are coming to get us

Hey, let's get some perspective. Most of the world doesn't use Google ;)

yet

in china google never goes well ,baidu is the first

sounds reasonable. good thing I'm in europe where total domination requires quite a few forms to be filled out and bureaucracy will usually reject the first few claims. In a few years then, when the world is already googleslaved, we'll still be as unfree as we are now.

still all europeans use google for search ;)

I heard the other day the Google has already taken over the world but they're still in beta.

They have billions of dollars - why wouldn't they take over the world?

Once they own everything, a communism will be established. We will all have to work for Google, because there will be no one else to work for. We will not be paid anything. Our houses will belong to the Big G. We will recceive free everything. We will all be equal in lowliness, except for the CEO's of Google. They will live in the lap of luxury.

Ooops, I missed that part. I wouldn't go that far. ;)

But I do see some of the following Branded Items becoming mainstream...

GooTV, GooXM, GooSat, GooCom, GooPro, GooSchools, GooDayCare, etc.

And, for you take advantage of the above services, you will of course need a...

GooID

You won't be able to leave home without it.

Does Google own any Satellites? How many?

Google probably does own sattellites. If they don't, they will soon ...

Maybe a communism is a bit extreme, but they will definitley have market domination. Quit your job now before your company is aquired by Google!

Google has ALREADY taken over the world, and is in the process of updating calenders - When Google Rules the World, Every Day Will Be The First Day of Spring.

All your Googles are belong to us.

In future, all Yahoo! Live and Ask searches will be monitored so that they don't give such good results as Google; all pay per click competitors will be less effective than Adwords, and gmail will be the best webmail service.

As a small sacrifice to show that there's room for diversity, Google Groups will remain dire in perpetuity.

But how will they depose the giant lizards and the Illuminati who are secretly running the world already? (according to David Icke)

In future, all Yahoo! Live and Ask searches will be monitored so that they don't give such good results as Google; all pay per click competitors will be less effective than Adwords, and gmail will be the best webmail service.

What do you mean in the future?

That's the boring thing about the future ... same old, same old.

Just higher tides and [sigh]fewer women answering my calls[/sigh]

;)

It's pretty clear what their plan is. Once in control, Google will mandate that everyone upload their minds to the internet using GoogleMinds (TM), where they will be stored on a server at Mountain View california. Our memories will be altered, then they will be downloaded from GoogleMinds (TM) back into our own brains. We will live under the illusion that it is still 2008, and Google is on the verge of taking over the world, but has not yet succeeded.

Therefore, even when it happens, you won't ever know.

That's a worry - So when Google rules the world, Every Day Will Not Be The First Day of Spring.

It'll be Groundhog Day.

Those were the days, when Bill Murray was funny, and we were in on the joke - not inside the joke!

Perhaps they will even own their own pop bands, like Kajagoogoogle?

(God forbid!)

Every 'act' on American Idle, The XYY Factor and Britain's Got Talent has been pre searched and found to contain (a) no malicious software (b) no other risk to browsers and (c) no talent whatsoever.

Simon Cowell, interestingly, has been shown to be 100% robot, but, judging by his taste in music, probably a Microsoft product.