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correct me if I am wrong, but I think Heather did that ;)

She certainly was precise when it came to the settlement, she asked for £125m...

what a gold digger, why did she deserve a penny of his cash?

Heather's verse...

If you don't need me, you'll still have to feed me
And that's forever more
Gimme the dough Paul
Then I'll just go Paul, when you're 64.

That's genius, BDW! Did you make that up yourself?

The question on my mind is: can we confiscate Heather Mills' passport and give it to a hard-working asylum seeker who is (surely?) more deserving of UK citizenship?

Despite her twisted poor-little-me worldview, Heather is a talented and capable woman and her achievements to date are admirable. (The ones she made up were even more admirable). She never needed a penny of Paul's cash. Any money his daughter needed, he could have given it to her himself. I could never see a case for the judge awarding Heather anything Paul hadn't already given her.

latest...Mills failed to stop the judge from publishing his reasons for awarding her Paul's money. She claimed she was appealing against it to protect the privacy of their daughter Beatrice, but apparently the 58 pages contain little personal detail about their daughter and lot's of non flattering info about Mills herself :)

That's genius, BDW! Did you make that up yourself?

First time I've ever been accused of being a genius. I did make it up myself, perhaps I should look for a job writing lyrics? This online stuff is just too complicated anyway ;)

The amount Mucca wins is equivalent to 17,500 pounds per day of marriage or something like that.

Plus when you read some of the judges comments in the judgement I am surprised she is not up for contempt of court.

I do think Paul's lawyer looked much better with the wet hair though, perhaps she should change her hair style. But what was Mucca doing pouring a glass of water over her! Nuts.....

Yep, she's looney tunes alright. It's a close competition but I think she might even qualify to take on the celebrity nutcase mantle from Michael Jackson.

Yep, she's looney tunes alright. It's a close competition but I think she might even qualify to take on the celebrity nutcase mantle from Michael Jackson.

Nah that's harsh. Michael Jackson is an amazing entertainer and has brought countless joy to millions. Sure he is eccentric but it is wrong to compare him to this gold digger.

I have really enjoyed reading the Sun's portrayal of this whole Mucca v Macca debacle. The Sun really hates her! Makes for a fun read.

[edited by: Visit_Thailand at 9:29 am (utc) on Mar. 19, 2008]

I dunno. Jacko is far weirder than most celebrities. Heather Mills is positively normal compared.

Heather Mills has just been proven to be the slapper that many of us assumed she was before this case took place. Have you read about the lies she told? She's lucky she was not jailed.