Funny story, someone had a bot watch 1000 hours of holiday movies and then write a holiday movie script. The output kinda reminded me of google "super synonyms".

Excerpt from bot's movie script:

THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS

INT. SMALL TOWN SNOW GLOBE REFILLERY
We see a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with Christmas juice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war.
SINGLE MOTHER
I refill globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad­ free. Why?They need double dad.
BUSINESS MAN enters the shop.He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he's Hallmark hot.
SINGLE MOTHER(CONT'D)
Hi. Do your snow globes lack wet? Hurry Christmas attacks soon.
Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback.
BUSINESS MAN
Shut your sound! I am from Huge City. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort.
SINGLE MOTHER
Rude behavior! This is a family business. I sell families. I am widow. My husband is now bones.

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